Monday, September 21, 2015

A lady teacher teaching a dance practise. To see how to learn dance go to the following link:

Friday, September 27, 2013

Nothing for mice treatment

Trouble with mice
One two friends are talking about a mice. 

Friend 1: I'm in a big trouble!
Friend 2: Why is that?
Friend 1: I saw a mouse in my house!
Friend 2: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Friend 1: I don't have one.
Friend 2: Well then, buy one.
Friend 1: Can't afford one.
Friend 2: I can give you mine if you want.

Too fast

Driving too fast

One day A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man : No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?