Friday, September 27, 2013

Nothing for mice treatment



Trouble with mice
One two friends are talking about a mice. 

Friend 1: I'm in a big trouble!
Friend 2: Why is that?
Friend 1: I saw a mouse in my house!
Friend 2: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Friend 1: I don't have one.
Friend 2: Well then, buy one.
Friend 1: Can't afford one.
Friend 2: I can give you mine if you want.

Too fast



Driving too fast

One day A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man : No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

Have a good son



Good kid
 
One day a lady talk about his son with his neighbor……….
Lady: I have the perfect son.
Neighbor: Does he smoke?
Lady: No, he doesn't.
Neighbor: Does he drink whiskey?

Dog bites me



Dog bite

One day a women walks into a shop and saw a cute little dog.
She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."