Have a good son

Good kid

 

One day a lady talk about his son with his neighbor……….

Lady: I have the perfect son.

Neighbor: Does he smoke?
Lady: No, he doesn't.
Neighbor: Does he drink whiskey?

Dog bites me

Dog bite

One day a women walks into a shop and saw a cute little dog.
She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

Two coins

Two Coins

One day two mad are talking………

Mad 1: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.

Mad 2: If I guess right, will you give me one of them?

Mad 1: If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.

Hurts for me!

One day A man went to the doctor and says, "Doctor, when I touch anything, it hurts."
Then the doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man said that, "When I touch my shoulder, I feel hurts. When I touch my