Nothing for mice treatment

Trouble with mice

One two friends are talking about a mice. 

Friend 1: I'm in a big trouble!
Friend 2: Why is that?
Friend 1: I saw a mouse in my house!
Friend 2: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Friend 1: I don't have one.
Friend 2: Well then, buy one.
Friend 1: Can't afford one.
Friend 2: I can give you mine if you want.

Too fast

Driving too fast

One day A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man : No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

Have a good son

Good kid

 

One day a lady talk about his son with his neighbor……….

Lady: I have the perfect son.

Neighbor: Does he smoke?
Lady: No, he doesn't.
Neighbor: Does he drink whiskey?

Dog bites me

Dog bite

One day a women walks into a shop and saw a cute little dog.
She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

Two coins

Two Coins

One day two mad are talking………

Mad 1: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.

Mad 2: If I guess right, will you give me one of them?

Mad 1: If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.

Hurts for me!

One day A man went to the doctor and says, "Doctor, when I touch anything, it hurts."
Then the doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man said that, "When I touch my shoulder, I feel hurts. When I touch my

Five hundred dollar

$500

Officer: Why are you late john?
John: There was a man who lost a five hundred dollar bill.
Officer: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Is it boy or girl?

Is it a boy or a girl?

Person 1: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Person 2: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.